Kill a relationship in 10 words or less

I lost my gal a few weeks ago by saying:

“Sexually, you’re the slowest girl I’ve ever advanced with”

Got balls to do better? Drop a line, princess.

Yo dawg…

When there’s a howl, no matta how small, yo’ gotta get thru it.

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Thanks, I can’t wait to fuck this thing.

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GTFO.